Lift of Death

On Friday, a colleague and I boldly entered Lift C, hereafter referred to as the Lift of Death. The lift was supposed to take us downstairs. What it actually did was
a) close the doors
b) make some disturbingly mechanical noises
c) lurch violently 2 feet upwards.
d) come to a complete standstill.

Luckily the "door open" button worked and we were able to jump down the short distance to the safety of the lift lobby floor.

I bet the guys at Shindler are having a big laugh about that one....